Funny Retro Ads
You can't sneak anything by this guy.
This is one problem I could probably find a 'home cure' for.
Wouldn't it make more sense for it to be the rinse?
Easy to see why this gift never made it. An embarrassment to give, get, see someone get or use.
This sees like a lot to read for some kid. Maybe that is the appeal. Try to get the kid to think "golly..with this much info I gotta be gettin my moneys worth".